people value men’s comfort over women’s rights
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
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I WANT THIS AHHHH
UK grading system
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
wait, so what is it in america then?
Anything below that is an F
is that real??
blurred lines is catchy in the way ring around the rosie is catchy before you find out it’s about the plague
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
When he was six, his momma folded a crucifix
in his fist, had him hang it ‘round his neck
like salt and iron, like garlic hammered to the door.
Today was a cliché, rain-drowned eulogy, rain-battered
petals by the grave. He sat on a marble bench
in the dripping shade of a willow—ass cold, fingers numb,
used the tiny cross to pick the dirt from his nails.
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
WHAT GAVE PEOPLE THE IDEA THAT “Boys aren’t dramatic haha hang with them to avoid drama they’re so chill” LIKE WHO MADE THAT UP. WHO SAID THAT. BOYS ARE SOOO DRAMATIC ALL OF THE TIME WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION. YOU’RE WRONG.