Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
So my four year old niece is here, right? Well, she likes playing “Sherlock” by grabbing a magnifying glass and going around the house “solving mysteries” while investigating things and such. Well she just got up close to my brother’s face with the magnifying glass and well
Brother: What are you trying to solve, Sherlock?
Niece: I see your mouth!
Brother: That’s not a mystery.
Niece: No! I’m trying to find out why it’s so loud! It doesn’t shut up!
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
“am I kicked out of the fandom yet??? xD”
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